A Jackie, Not a Marilyn

"If I'm going to be a senator by the time I'm 30,

 I need to marry a Jackie, not a Marilyn."

Warner Huntington, III

Legally Blonde

 

In honor of showing that class and old-school values can get you somewhere in life, today I salute Jackie O. 60 years ago today, she tied the knot with JFK and began the legacy of Camelot. Sure, she had her setbacks, but as a fellow journalist and "good girl" I think she's pretty darn spectacular, for her style if nothing else.

Thanks for being a shining example for classy broads everywhere. For that, she gets mad props.